I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize