How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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