so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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