SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.