so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
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Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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