I want to walk on stilts...naked
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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