Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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