"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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