how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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