hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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