id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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