Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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