it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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