I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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