Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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