I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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