maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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