Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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