haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
kristin has been a bad kristin
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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