Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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