i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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