fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
