Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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