we're blogging at a bar
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
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He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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