Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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