Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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