Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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