How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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