i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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