so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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