I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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