6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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