no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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