I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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