i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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