new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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