im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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