But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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