pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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