Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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