He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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