she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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