i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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