She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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