I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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