No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
