Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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