anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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