We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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