It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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