She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You were trust falling into bushes
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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