my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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