Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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