Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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