So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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