Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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